Hire me

Yes indeed. For one or a few days I can be remoting onto your Microsoft SQL Server and fixing issues. I particularly enjoy performance tuning. And whilst I can analyse queries in the traditional way, I seem to have cornered the market in rewriting spaghetti code – maybe because no one else wants to – haha!

Whatever your database issue is, the first step to hiring me is to send an email to RichardBrianSmith @ gmail.com with a brief description of the problem and I will get right back to you. Oh, and if the subject line were something like “re: Hire me” it would help.